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The Visitor |
I Have A Confession to Make...
...I should be working right now.
Actually, that's not the confession I was going to type in, but it's a start. I just got yet another job on my table. Funny how I cleaned it yesterday and it now looks like the result of twenty two drunk co-eds and frat boys in mud: a fucking mess.
(Gettit? They're all fucking, 'cos they're horny, and it's in the mud, so it's a mess, so it's a 'fucking mess', get it? Gettit...? Ah, fuckit.)
But I do have a confession to make. A rather serious one.
I stole milk from the fridge.
Yes, I know. It was a heinous crime, but I couldn't help myself. I'm sick to death of condensed milk, I wanted something as close to coming out of a cows udders as humanely possible without all the sticky, floating fat bits. I wanted to drink a cup of coffee properly, goddammit!
So yes, I stole milk. I then took my sinfully delicious nescafe and watched softcore italian porn on the company DVD player.
...in retrospect, stealing milk ain't that big a deal.
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To date 2 Comment(s)
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(8.9.04 13:05)
Did you steal the Goodday milk or the HL milk?
'Cos the HL milk is mine, motherfucker.
You touch that carton and you're deader than sperm in a spermicide-coated love glove.
What will i have my Coco Pops with now?
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(8.9.04 16:12)
May the good Lord forgive me for my crimes against humanity... I only wanted my coffee to be actually milky... it was no more than three teaspoons, honest...
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